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i wonder wgho acttta=ually kliuke fiuckin readas rguthse things u no?

if urc readub thuis, theb apart fron wekl feckuin done, u hav some setrpuss issues mannnn

 

woooooo signin up noo wait off signhin offg

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Bored at half 3 in the morning...lol ^_^

helloooo lol

ok, well my friend "mike" has taken my bed >_< hehe, so i thought i'd left a quick note before i toss him off it ^_^

 

i'm currently writing on his face, drawing, and have poured water down the front of his pants hehehe ^_^

 

and..i'm cold lol

so nitey nite all! XD



 

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Flying Fish
Ok, it's 3:16am, and i'm sat at the top of the stairs with a fork and a plate of fish...note here I'm extremely bored.
so then, what do i do?

why not flick it everywhere and make a game, sure sounds good to me XD, which is exactly what i DID do.

now, for a name, and then i'll tell you how it's played lol, ermmmm...how abouttttt....flying fish? nah, too predictable >_< ermmmmmm......oo, fish fling? hehehe i like that just because it makes me chuckle evilly lol.

ok, i've called it "fish fling" lol.
now then, the rules XD

1. You MUST be sitting on the top step, or at the top of the stairs, not half way down them, and not stood up, unless you're playing with a friend.
2. If it lands off the stairs, you lose 50 points.
3. You are allowed to go into minus numbers if needed.
4. 5 points if you hit the top 3 steps.
5. 10 points if you hit any of the middle steps.
6. 50 points if you hit the bottom two steps.
7. if you hit a window, wipe it off quickly and remove all evidence.
8. if you hit the door, try harder, aim lower.
9. if you hit a sibling, never mind.
10. if you hit a cherished family pet, make sure it's not your turn to bath it and continue to your hearts content.
11. if you hit a parent, have your sibling standing by as a back up, pass them the fork, look innocent and horrified, then quickly retreat to your room.

How To Play:

Take up some of the fish on your fork, not too much. just enough to cover about half way. now then, hold your fork into yourself as if you were going to put it into your mouth, but slightly lower. just below your neckline, make sure your head is leaned back away and you're not going to hit yourself (catching siblings on the arms is allowed, and earns you an extra 5 points). now....FLICK!

XD Happy Flicking.

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Cat and mouse story

a cat and a mouse

ran all over the house

trying to catch each other




the cat with a purr

choked on some fur

and had to run back to its mother


the mouse filled with glee

was happy as could be

and celebrated with cheese


oh no! sed the cat

my master saw that!

and on top of it all ive got fleas :(


dnt worry sed mother

ill go get ur brother

hes stronger and braver than you!


so on him she did call

and to top it all

he ws in his litterbox doing a poo



oh well sed theyr mother

im not going near his brother!

ill just have to do it myself


so she captured a rat

ate it n got fat

and now she has problems with health


but mother, sed cat,

it wasnt a rat!

it was a mouse i was trying to catch!



dammit she sed

started seeing red

i thot i ws helping the master!


but that rat was his pet

no wonder u caught it!

the kitten sed in a rage


he cudnt even move

and ive gt the proof!

he was still in his fuking cage!


copyrighted to laura   ^_^ lol

and well written 2! i was laughing for ages wiv this one! lol XD
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still out of my mind at 2:35am LOL ^_^
How rude and indecent


The rat jumped in
the lethal bin

and sandy claws said "get out you twat"
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and did take course to gnaw his sack
but popped right out, a little tack

grinning all over, he held it high
until there came a dreadful cry

"you filthy rodent, out you get"
and so did drop him near the vet

'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and carried with him, that piece from the sack

sandy claws lesson, was soon to learn
cause he always came home thereafter with ass burn

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Completely out of my mind at 2:21am LOL
Random

Get into bed
he turned and said
and point and bled
on the carpet, there she said
look what you've done, you dickkkhead

it wasn't me
he turned to flee

she picked up the gun
and fired him sum

an he can't get up in the mornnnnnnnnnnnnnnin



The men, the chickens and the flan

Around the coop, the chicken ran
until the eggs, the farmer can
gather together to make a flan
and after she eats, the wife will ban
him from the kitchen, because she can

so sourly he'll, retreat to his den
and plot revenge, once with his pen
until she shouts him from his den
and calls to eat, with the rest of the men

they'll plot revenge, until they can
because they'll beat her, and the flan

so all night long, they'll spend inside

until their wives come up the drive

"come on nigel", shouts they'll call
"and get your coat, it's in the hall"

and soberly, they'll trudge along
singing once more their dreary song


'we'll get you next time you wicked old cow'
"not until you've cleaned your frow"

and so they'll beat them, cause they can
the men, the chickens and the flan.

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Cat and mouse story

a cat and a mouse

ran all over the house

trying to catch each other




the cat with a purr

choked on some fur

and had to run back to its mother


the mouse filled with glee

was happy as could be

and celebrated with cheese


oh no! sed the cat

my master saw that!

and on top of it all ive got fleas :(


dnt worry sed mother

ill go get ur brother

hes stronger and braver than you!


so on him she did call

and to top it all

he ws in his litterbox doing a poo



oh well sed theyr mother

im not going near his brother!

ill just have to do it myself


so she captured a rat

ate it n got fat

and now she has problems with health


but mother, sed cat,

it wasnt a rat!

it was a mouse i was trying to catch!



dammit she sed

started seeing red

i thot i ws helping the master!


but that rat was his pet

no wonder u caught it!

the kitten sed in a rage


he cudnt even move

and ive gt the proof!

he was still in his fuking cage!


copyrighted to laura   ^_^ lol

and well written 2! i was laughing for ages wiv this one! lol XD
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still out of my mind at 2:35am LOL ^_^
How rude and indecent


The rat jumped in
the lethal bin

and sandy claws said "get out you twat"
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and did take course to gnaw his sack
but popped right out, a little tack

grinning all over, he held it high
until there came a dreadful cry

"you filthy rodent, out you get"
and so did drop him near the vet

'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and carried with him, that piece from the sack

sandy claws lesson, was soon to learn
cause he always came home thereafter with ass burn

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Completely out of my mind at 2:21am LOL
Random

Get into bed
he turned and said
and point and bled
on the carpet, there she said
look what you've done, you dickkkhead

it wasn't me
he turned to flee

she picked up the gun
and fired him sum

an he can't get up in the mornnnnnnnnnnnnnnin



The men, the chickens and the flan

Around the coop, the chicken ran
until the eggs, the farmer can
gather together to make a flan
and after she eats, the wife will ban
him from the kitchen, because she can

so sourly he'll, retreat to his den
and plot revenge, once with his pen
until she shouts him from his den
and calls to eat, with the rest of the men

they'll plot revenge, until they can
because they'll beat her, and the flan

so all night long, they'll spend inside

until their wives come up the drive

"come on nigel", shouts they'll call
"and get your coat, it's in the hall"

and soberly, they'll trudge along
singing once more their dreary song


'we'll get you next time you wicked old cow'
"not until you've cleaned your frow"

and so they'll beat them, cause they can
the men, the chickens and the flan.

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