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Friday, April 25th, 2008
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i wonder wgho acttta=ually kliuke fiuckin readas rguthse things u no?
if urc readub thuis, theb apart fron wekl feckuin done, u hav some setrpuss issues mannnn
woooooo signin up noo wait off signhin offg
Friday, April 18th, 2008
Bored at half 3 in the morning...lol ^_^helloooo lol
ok, well my friend "mike" has taken my bed >_< hehe, so i thought i'd left a quick note before i toss him off it ^_^
i'm currently writing on his face, drawing, and have poured water down the front of his pants hehehe ^_^
and..i'm cold lol
so nitey nite all! XD
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Flying Fish
Ok, it's 3:16am, and i'm sat at the top of the stairs with a fork and a plate of fish...note here I'm extremely bored.
so then, what do i do?
why not flick it everywhere and make a game, sure sounds good to me XD, which is exactly what i DID do.
now, for a name, and then i'll tell you how it's played lol, ermmmm...how abouttttt....flying fish? nah, too predictable >_< ermmmmmm......oo, fish fling? hehehe i like that just because it makes me chuckle evilly lol.
ok, i've called it "fish fling" lol.
now then, the rules XD
1. You MUST be sitting on the top step, or at the top of the stairs, not half way down them, and not stood up, unless you're playing with a friend.
2. If it lands off the stairs, you lose 50 points.
3. You are allowed to go into minus numbers if needed.
4. 5 points if you hit the top 3 steps.
5. 10 points if you hit any of the middle steps.
6. 50 points if you hit the bottom two steps.
7. if you hit a window, wipe it off quickly and remove all evidence.
8. if you hit the door, try harder, aim lower.
9. if you hit a sibling, never mind.
10. if you hit a cherished family pet, make sure it's not your turn to bath it and continue to your hearts content.
11. if you hit a parent, have your sibling standing by as a back up, pass them the fork, look innocent and horrified, then quickly retreat to your room.
How To Play:
Take up some of the fish on your fork, not too much. just enough to cover about half way. now then, hold your fork into yourself as if you were going to put it into your mouth, but slightly lower. just below your neckline, make sure your head is leaned back away and you're not going to hit yourself (catching siblings on the arms is allowed, and earns you an extra 5 points). now....FLICK!
XD Happy Flicking.
Sunday, December 16th, 2007
Cat and mouse story
a cat and a mouse
ran all over the house
trying to catch each other
the cat with a purr
choked on some fur
and had to run back to its mother
the mouse filled with glee
was happy as could be
and celebrated with cheese
oh no! sed the cat
my master saw that!
and on top of it all ive got fleas :(
dnt worry sed mother
ill go get ur brother
hes stronger and braver than you!
so on him she did call
and to top it all
he ws in his litterbox doing a poo
oh well sed theyr mother
im not going near his brother!
ill just have to do it myself
so she captured a rat
ate it n got fat
and now she has problems with health
but mother, sed cat,
it wasnt a rat!
it was a mouse i was trying to catch!
dammit she sed
started seeing red
i thot i ws helping the master!
but that rat was his pet
no wonder u caught it!
the kitten sed in a rage
he cudnt even move
and ive gt the proof!
he was still in his fuking cage!
copyrighted to laura ^_^ lol
and well written 2! i was laughing for ages wiv this one! lol XD
still out of my mind at 2:35am LOL ^_^
How rude and indecent
The rat jumped in
the lethal bin
and sandy claws said "get out you twat"
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and did take course to gnaw his sack
but popped right out, a little tack
grinning all over, he held it high
until there came a dreadful cry
"you filthy rodent, out you get"
and so did drop him near the vet
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and carried with him, that piece from the sack
sandy claws lesson, was soon to learn
cause he always came home thereafter with ass burn
Completely out of my mind at 2:21am LOL
Random
Get into bed
he turned and said
and point and bled
on the carpet, there she said
look what you've done, you dickkkhead
it wasn't me
he turned to flee
she picked up the gun
and fired him sum
an he can't get up in the mornnnnnnnnnnnnnnin
The men, the chickens and the flan
Around the coop, the chicken ran
until the eggs, the farmer can
gather together to make a flan
and after she eats, the wife will ban
him from the kitchen, because she can
so sourly he'll, retreat to his den
and plot revenge, once with his pen
until she shouts him from his den
and calls to eat, with the rest of the men
they'll plot revenge, until they can
because they'll beat her, and the flan
so all night long, they'll spend inside
until their wives come up the drive
"come on nigel", shouts they'll call
"and get your coat, it's in the hall"
and soberly, they'll trudge along
singing once more their dreary song
'we'll get you next time you wicked old cow'
"not until you've cleaned your frow"
and so they'll beat them, cause they can
the men, the chickens and the flan.
Sunday, December 16th, 2007
Cat and mouse story
a cat and a mouse
ran all over the house
trying to catch each other
the cat with a purr
choked on some fur
and had to run back to its mother
the mouse filled with glee
was happy as could be
and celebrated with cheese
oh no! sed the cat
my master saw that!
and on top of it all ive got fleas :(
dnt worry sed mother
ill go get ur brother
hes stronger and braver than you!
so on him she did call
and to top it all
he ws in his litterbox doing a poo
oh well sed theyr mother
im not going near his brother!
ill just have to do it myself
so she captured a rat
ate it n got fat
and now she has problems with health
but mother, sed cat,
it wasnt a rat!
it was a mouse i was trying to catch!
dammit she sed
started seeing red
i thot i ws helping the master!
but that rat was his pet
no wonder u caught it!
the kitten sed in a rage
he cudnt even move
and ive gt the proof!
he was still in his fuking cage!
copyrighted to laura ^_^ lol
and well written 2! i was laughing for ages wiv this one! lol XD
still out of my mind at 2:35am LOL ^_^
How rude and indecent
The rat jumped in
the lethal bin
and sandy claws said "get out you twat"
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and did take course to gnaw his sack
but popped right out, a little tack
grinning all over, he held it high
until there came a dreadful cry
"you filthy rodent, out you get"
and so did drop him near the vet
'how rude and indecent' thought the rat
and carried with him, that piece from the sack
sandy claws lesson, was soon to learn
cause he always came home thereafter with ass burn
Completely out of my mind at 2:21am LOL
Random
Get into bed
he turned and said
and point and bled
on the carpet, there she said
look what you've done, you dickkkhead
it wasn't me
he turned to flee
she picked up the gun
and fired him sum
an he can't get up in the mornnnnnnnnnnnnnnin
The men, the chickens and the flan
Around the coop, the chicken ran
until the eggs, the farmer can
gather together to make a flan
and after she eats, the wife will ban
him from the kitchen, because she can
so sourly he'll, retreat to his den
and plot revenge, once with his pen
until she shouts him from his den
and calls to eat, with the rest of the men
they'll plot revenge, until they can
because they'll beat her, and the flan
so all night long, they'll spend inside
until their wives come up the drive
"come on nigel", shouts they'll call
"and get your coat, it's in the hall"
and soberly, they'll trudge along
singing once more their dreary song
'we'll get you next time you wicked old cow'
"not until you've cleaned your frow"
and so they'll beat them, cause they can
the men, the chickens and the flan.
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