[A is for age]
Too old for pedophiles; too young for you perverts. Just right for Anubis ^_^
[B is for booze of choice]
I'm allergic to alcohol.
[C is for career of choice]
Herpetologist. NO, that does NOT mean I want to study herpes!
[D is for your drug of choice]
[E is for one essential item you use everyday]
Webcam. Guess what for...
[F is for favorite song at the moment]
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
UPDATE: HOLY CRAP!!! MY LIFE IS AMAZING NOW!!! I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT GIVES ME ONE HUNDRED AND ONE VERSIONS OF STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!! FOR FREE!!! ONE OF THEM IS BY THE AMAZING FRANK ZAPPA!!!! I have died... and bought a stairway to heaven!!! http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/05/st airways_to_he.html. *happy noises*
[G is for favorite game]
The RHPS game. Try it, it's fun!
[H is for Hometown]
Berwyn (a suburb of Chicago), Illinois
[I is for instruments you play]
Hmm... flute, piano, bagpipes, trumpet player, guitar, and I'm learning the tuba.
[J is for favorite juice]
I don't like juice.
[K is for kids]
... *holds up a baby goat*
[L is for last hug]
Who else but the almighty Anubis?
[M is for marriage]
Yes, and soon! If only for Darth's sake...
[N is for nickname]
Scaramouche, Inu, Muccia, Moucher, Scary, Ohnoyouagaindidn'tyougoawaytoboardingsch oolithoughtyoudidwhyareyouhere?
[O is for number of overnight hospital stays]
A couple... I had heart issues when I was a baby.
[P is for phobias]
[Q is for quote]
"I never promised to lead you to reason. You are looking for a different piper. Please do not call tunes at me. I don't take requests. I repeat, you are looking for a different piper!"
[R is for biggest regret]
None... that I'm mentioning to the internets.
[S is for singing]
Not any more.
[T is for time you woke up]
7:50, ten minutes before my math test.
[U is for underwear]
At the moment? None, I'm in a bathrobe, I just got back from the shower. But normally? Why do you want to know?
[V is for vegetable you love]
[W is for worst habit]
Forgetting to warn Darth about bawdy activities
[X is for number of x-rays you've got]
Lots... broke both ankles twice in one summer.
[Y is for yummy food you make]
I make a mean tofu stirfry.
[Z is for zodiac sign]
I said it before, and I say it again. I don't believen in astronomy.
Because the real Bob lives in a fish tank.